A Nightmare Future
The year is 2039. You’ve been with your partner for 12 years now. You never quite made it down the aisle, but who cares, you don’t live by society’s conventions, you’re in the mother fucking future!
Together you’ve produced two wholesome children. Ken, 8, and his adopted sister Chun-Li, 3. You really love Street Fighter. Everyone does.
In the future, everything is still the same, except the Conservatives dissolved the BBC, and Channel 4 got sold to the now largest television channel in the Uk: ITV. BBC2 made way for ITV 2. The only show that still remains from the BBC-era is The One Show, because back in 2012 it was still one of the worst programs to ever be made. In 2039, Adrian ‘face like a shed’ Chiles is back on the sofa, but it’s now co-hosted with Phillip Scofield, because even in the future he’s shoe-horned into every single piece of ITV programming. The partnership has no chemistry, and Adrian is soon shipped off to Channel 5, replaced by Holly and her chest.
Nearly died laughing reading this.
